Comebacks I Gleaned from Encyclopedia Brown

words Jacque Lynn Schiller

  1. You’re lying through a hole in your head.
  2. I’ve heard better ones from a horse with lockjaw.
  3. They should have called themselves the tea bags. They were always getting in hot water.
  4. He’s so tiny that if he fell into a bowl of alphabet soup, he couldn’t throw out an SOS.
  5. Make like a drum and beat it.